March 2012
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Kayla: what's my chance of getting with josh?
Me: ....
Kayla: honestly
Me: I'd say 50/50. Either you will or you won't.
Kayla: oh almost like the movie I just need to get cancer
Me: you're literally too ridiculous to insult.
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natalianicollett replied to your photo: Mmmmmmmmmmmm
did you make that from scratch?
Nah it’s like the crust that you buy but my mom put the sauce and cheese on hahah
February 2012
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hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
I need it to be spring break already.
This semester has been terrible for me. I’m such a slacker and it’s really bothering me. I try to do my homework on time, I try to focus all of my attention on it, but I just get distracted and don’t care. I’m not interested in anything and it’s reflecting on my school work. Obviously I’m not always going to love everything I’m learning about, but this...
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Watch
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Ugh I wish I was going to Disney tomorrow it’s open for 24 hours but I’m broke and I have class tomorrow
Cray: What that shit is.
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o-o-o-orange replied to your post: I drove around town trying to find someone to cut…
neat story, wish i was there
fuck you slut
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I drove around town trying to find someone to cut my hair and redo my highlights……..apparently no one in Orlando fucking does that unless you make an appointment but my hair lady is going out of town and it would be like 3 weeks till I could get it done so I’m getting it done at Ulta next Tuesday but I’m dying all of my hair I’m excited I just don’t want to wait...
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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friend: marco
me: yolo
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I’m getting my hair done tomorrow and it’s going to be $50 like what fuck growing up I hate buying my own stuff why does every teenager want to be ~independent~ no fuck that I miss when my parents bought me everything.
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valiantchild:
how do you photoshop
how do you social life
how do you friend
how do you diet
how do you pretty
how do you life
o-o-o-orange:
“no i hate having my picture taken ugh it makes me feel like a monkey in a cage people are looking at me actually jk here’s me in my underwear LOL’
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“He’s not ugly, he just looks like coconut head…”
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My boss invited me to her birthday dinner…I didn’t have the heart to tell her I couldn’t go because I was going to Big Time Rush’s concert so I just said “I wish I could but I’m busy!”
Best picture goes to Instagram
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